Joint er phalaphal

deshe deshe ei barta rote gelo krome... joint er result berobe June shoptome. Byas, dal bendhe baba mayera line diyechhen cyber cafe gulote. Agge hyan, bachhor bishek age jara nijeder matric er result janar jonne gadget dekhte line diten, tarai ebar shontan shontutider result dekhar jonne cyber cafe te. Kon iye bale deshtar unnoti hoy ni?

Line debe na? je joint er jonne raat raat jege poDa, biye annoprashone shudhu presentation thekiye nake mukhe gunje chole asha, chhele meyer master der baDite suggestion er jonne dharna dewa, shei joint er result er jonne line debe na? Nehat, porikhhar hall e baba ma ke dhukte dey na, noile oi uttor lekhar kashtotao bodh hoy chhele meyeke diten na onek mababa.

Boli, chhele/meye na hoy 'mote poDe na' 'omuker mato poDle nirghaat first hoto', kintu ma babader ei time and effort investment er return chai na bujhi? Otoyeb cyber cafe. Aajkal to abar joint er list naki 5000-6000 hajar naam lamba. Tai oneker i chokhe hashi mukhe jal. na eta typo noy... agami koyek bachhore jaadu/madhu r ganDir opare basta basta takar bandil er shopno dekhe chokhe lobhi hashi jhilik mare, mukh (aro bishod kore, jibh) diye jal paDe. Jader paDe na, tader 'ashchhe bachhor abar habe'. Mane, aro ek bachhor master der maine gono, aro ek bachhor biye annoprashone presentation thkiye eshei poDte basho...

khaborer kagoje phalao kore result berochhe. kriti chatro chatri der naam o chhobi chhapa hochhe. dekheo bhalo lage. Amader shomoy eto chhilo na. takhon oi madhyomik uchhomadhyomik er topper porjonto hoi hoi hoto. Amra boltam jara second hoy, tarai shob cheye dukhi. ek-adhta nombor kamer jonne keu patta dey na.

Dekhlam first boy der shob aat-noy jon kore griho shikkhokh chhilo. Abar poDlam. eyna? noy jon? subject kati? amta amta kore gune dekhlam sharboshakulye chhati. tao bangla-english er mato pati subject (agye hyan, jatoi shunte kharap laguk, science student ra o dutike dudh bhaat i mone kare) baad dile mote charti! tar jonne noy jon tutor? ta, ekjon organic chemistry, ekjon inorganic chemistry? Ekjon trigonometry, ekjon calculus? Naki, ekjon HS, ekjon Joint? Kintu syllabus ta eki na? Naki ekjon note den, onno jon bujhiye den, tritio joner kaaj shei note theke short note dewa? Amader shomoy karo char joner beshi (char jon dekhe bhuru kapale? he he, mane, amio oi khub ekta purono papi noi kina) master thakle boltam, tor ki aggregate er jonne o ekjon tutor achhe naki?

Tobe amar ek bandhu r katha mone achhe. Tar maths, physics, chemistry r alada alada coaching class chhilo. Aar baDite ekjon tutor chhilo, jini eishob coaching e ja note dewa hoto, shegulo ada ar jal shahojoge puriya kore giliye diten.

Joint to holo, atoh kim? Abar ahammoker mato 'ghoDar dim' bolben na jeno. atohpar jaadu othoba madhu. Madhu orthat medical colleger katha bolte parbo na, tobe nijer obhiggata theke jaadu r bishoye kicchu bolte pari. Tobe na balai bhalo... ke kakhon teDe ashe bala jay na... bhalo bhalo katha shunte kaar bhallage bolun? ki bollen, abhay dichhen? achha, tahole boli.

Joint bagiye ei shob hirer tukro chhele meyera (na shonar tukro der katha bolchhi na) jaadu te asha matroi ekti kore lejer odhikari hoy. ete chintar kinchhu nei, na holei barong bhoy... tobe ki chheleta ragging er shikar holo? Dhara ke shara gyan kara diye unmesh, tappor enthu eshe gele ek adhta dean gherao ba relay anoshan kono byapar i na. Edike, class bunk, gano tokatuki, mother, chota, index chota (jate lekha thake HPT, orthat, hip pocket e trigonometry) r mato bhalo bhalo concept shekha, sheguloke kaje lagiye honors marks pawa eshob to part of the syllabus.

Dekhte dekhte charte bachhor fakka. Ashe grand viva. Chatroder haDe kampon. Karon gato chaar bachhore dorkari pyach poyjar gulo shikhte shikhte induction motor, traction, high voltage er mato gouno du ekta jinish shekha hoy ni je. Tai grand viva te jakhon teacher jiggesh koren, balo to, ekta underdamped second order system ke overdamped ki kore korbe? Takhon chatro nirbikar mukhe jabab dey, agye barsha kale, jakhon batashe joliyo bashpo beshi thake!

Tarpor class test namok cruch e bhor diye gondi perono. Chakri niye deshe bideshe paDi. Takar basta gulo dibbi hater muThoy. Ki shikhlam? moruk ge, porikkhay to ar boste hochhe na! Aar jara abar teaching er licence niye phire ashe, tader oneker i shombol mandhatar amoler chota. Industry te obsolete tate ki? class room e ami ja bolbo, shetai ain.

Aar jara bideshe gelo, tara? Shoptahe panchdin apish, shonibaar dishi get-together, chunnu munnir soccer class ba piano lesson. aar robibarta India r call shere ar ekta week er torjor korte korte alshemi kara. kono rakom hobby? Wo kis khet ki muli hei? Boi paDa? nah, nijer profession er bairer kichhu aar paDa taDa hoy na. Cinema/natok? Oboshyoi! Ei to shedin latest bollywood blockbuster ta night show e mere elam. Aar khaborer kagoj? Dhur, o khali kharap khabor... mejaj tai khichDe jay. Tar theke balo to, ekhon stock e khela thik habe, naki mutual fund er safe side ei thakbo?

Bolechhilam na, basta basta taka? hyan, thik tai. baki shob faltu. ginni r dosh bhori harei biswaroop darshan, Green card ei mokhho, char bedroom-du gaDir garage shombolito american dream ei shiddhilabh. Tai bolchhilam ki, jointer syllabus 'taka rojgarer eksho upay' ba 'america jabar shoja rasta' r mato bhalo bhalo topic gulo dhokano jay na? boimukho modhyo bitto chatro chatrider notegulo shotti shotti i ekdin kaje lege jete pare!